EVERYONE BUT BANE CAN SUCK MY CRISPY BALLS
Ask Two-Face
Distinguished attorney and criminal.
EVERYONE BUT BANE CAN SUCK MY CRISPY BALLS
you all can suck my balls
ask-drjonathancrane replied to your post: AFTRTE YOU DIED I STOLEI ALL UR CLOTHEWS LOL
DO YOU LIKE IT?You look fabulous!That coat looks way better on you than it ever did on me.THANKS RACHEL YOU’RE A DOLL
I NEVER TOLD YOU HOW SORRY I WAS FOR DRUGGING YOU THAT TIME
REMEMBER?
I’M SO SORRY
I LOVE YOU
LATELY I GET ALL THESE FEELINGS
Awww.
Yeah, I remember… scary shit. It’s alright, I’ve forgiven you already.
I love you too, Crane. <3
…You want to talk about? Could make you feel better?
SLUT
Oh, it’s okay, you’re still welcome to keep away from me.
But she loves you!
But I’m involved with somebody else!
Who in their right mind would get involved with you?
Uhh, I don’t think the expression in the right mind applies to Bruce.
What’s it like being in a “relationship” where the other person consistently denies having anything to do with you?
He did ask me out on a date last night, y’know.
You’re delusional.
It was just a meeting between two sworn enemies. Nothing more.
No, you two were definitely fucking. I’m an attorney. I CAN TELL WHEN YOU ARE LYING!
No, you were an attorney, then you went on a murderous rampage. Now you’re a half bacon bitter little bitch who relies on eye drops to keep moist and straws to eat soup.
Don’t speak to me.
I only killed like 2 people. Who cares? I would hardly call that a rampage. Also, did I ever thank you for saving my life? I don’t think I did. THAAAAAANKS.
Wuertz, Maroni, his driver, his bodyguard. That’s four. Not to mention the kidnapping and attempted murder of the Commissioner’s family, as well as trying to kill both Gordon and myself. Asshole.
It was obligation. Don’t think I don’t regret it.
2, 4. Same difference.
Oh, it’s okay, you’re still welcome to keep away from me.
But she loves you!
But I’m involved with somebody else!
Who in their right mind would get involved with you?
Uhh, I don’t think the expression in the right mind applies to Bruce.
What’s it like being in a “relationship” where the other person consistently denies having anything to do with you?
He did ask me out on a date last night, y’know.
You’re delusional.
It was just a meeting between two sworn enemies. Nothing more.
No, you two were definitely fucking. I’m an attorney. I CAN TELL WHEN YOU ARE LYING!
No, you were an attorney, then you went on a murderous rampage. Now you’re a half bacon bitter little bitch who relies on eye drops to keep moist and straws to eat soup.
Don’t speak to me.
I only killed like 2 people. Who cares? I would hardly call that a rampage. Also, did I ever thank you for saving my life? I don’t think I did. THAAAAAANKS.
Oh, it’s okay, you’re still welcome to keep away from me.
But she loves you!
But I’m involved with somebody else!
Who in their right mind would get involved with you?
Uhh, I don’t think the expression in the right mind applies to Bruce.
What’s it like being in a “relationship” where the other person consistently denies having anything to do with you?
He did ask me out on a date last night, y’know.
You’re delusional.
It was just a meeting between two sworn enemies. Nothing more.
No, you two were definitely fucking. I’m an attorney. I CAN TELL WHEN YOU ARE LYING!
Yeeeah, it went kinda like this actually,
But we did have sex, yes.
How romantic. The Bat really does have a way with words.
Oh, it’s okay, you’re still welcome to keep away from me.
But she loves you!
But I’m involved with somebody else!
Who in their right mind would get involved with you?
Uhh, I don’t think the expression in the right mind applies to Bruce.
What’s it like being in a “relationship” where the other person consistently denies having anything to do with you?
He did ask me out on a date last night, y’know.
You’re delusional.
It was just a meeting between two sworn enemies. Nothing more.
No, you two were definitely fucking. I’m an attorney. I CAN TELL WHEN YOU ARE LYING!
Oh, it’s okay, you’re still welcome to keep away from me.
But she loves you!
But I’m involved with somebody else!
Who in their right mind would get involved with you?
Uhh, I don’t think the expression in the right mind applies to Bruce.
What’s it like being in a “relationship” where the other person consistently denies having anything to do with you?
He did ask me out on a date last night, y’know.
You’re delusional.
